Ohhhhhh Vinny...
Yesterday I just knew it was going to be one of those days with my son. I can usually tell how much of a "weasel" he is going to be within the first five minutes of him being awake. And yesterday he managed to throw everything including his pajama pants and top out of the crib within those five minutes. Sigh.
After Isabella was off to school and the other two children had arrived for the day, I decided to tackle some laundry. And I made the quite foolish decision to not put Vinny somewhere (i.e: crib, high chair, etc.) where he couldn't get into trouble. Instead I quite naively put him on the couch with his cup of cereal and ran downstairs to throw a quick load in. Was gone no more than five minutes.
When I came back upstairs an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch was dumped on the living room floor and someone (couldn't imagine whom!) had smashed every single square into a million pieces. Grrrrrreat...
After vacumming up all the cereal I had to clean up the little gremlin's face and hands which were completely covered in cinnamon and sugar. He pointed to his diaper that I discovered was a bit on the soggy side. I took that opportunity to put him on the potty with a book and told him to use the potty before snack time. At this point it was time to switch the laundry and he looked so innocent on his "frog pot" that I decided I could quickly run down and throw the clothes in the dryer. Wrong-o...
I came back upstairs this time three minutes later (I timed it!) to find my son walking around the living room floor, buck naked. And he did "use the potty" except that the potty wasn't the one shaped like a frog but instead my just vacummed living room floor. EVERYWHERE! After cleaning up now the second disaster and having to throw him in the tub I was feeling a little less than super mom. Once Vinny was all cleaned and dressed, I put him in the high chair for snack.
"Oh Vinny, what am I going to do with you?" I asked him. To which he replied,
"Happy Day!"
This child is going to have me gray before I turn 30... : )